Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-607 (?)
- SCP-607 is a grey male cat named "Dorian" that forms a deadly bond with the first person it touches after it comes back to life. If the cat is injured or killed, the person it's bonded with will suffer the exact same injury or death, even if the cat revives itself about 24 hours later, completely unharmed. The cat itself is suicidal, constantly trying to harm or kill itself, which in turn causes severe harm or death to its current human companion, Agent █████. Because of this, SCP-607 is kept restrained in a special chamber with life support to prevent it from hurting itself and, by extension, Agent █████.
- Tingo Group (?)
- Tingo Group, Inc. was a publicly traded fintech and agri-fintech conglomerate that began in Nigeria, aiming to provide mobile and financial solutions primarily for farmers across Africa, Southeast Asia, and the Middle East. However, the company and its founder, Dozy Mmobuosi, faced significant legal issues, with the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) suspending trading in its shares and later filing charges in December 2023, alleging fraudulent financial claims and that Mmobuosi siphoned hundreds of millions of investors' money. A US court subsequently ordered Mmobuosi and three related entities to pay a $250 million fine for default judgment in September 2024. The company reportedly ceased activities in December 2024, though Mmobuosi launched new AI-driven ventures in February 2025.