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 - [Jobs](design/jobs.md)
   - [Animal Control](design/jobs/animal-control.md)
   - [Bartender](design/jobs/bartender.md)
+  - [Clown](design/jobs/clown.md)
   - [Coroner](design/jobs/coroner.md)
   - [Detective](design/jobs/detective.md)
   - [Firefighter](design/jobs/firefighter.md)
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+# Clown
+
+{{#template ../../templates/partially-implemented.md}}
+
+The clown is a force of chaos with mysterious abilities beyond what is typically possible in the universe. Using their powers, they have access to a seemingly endless supply of comedic props which have uncanny effects in the world around them.
+The Clown Locker includes, but not exclusively, the following items:
+- <span class="es-unimplemented">Lube Applicator, can apply lube to items or be spilled to create slippery puddles.</span>
+- <span class="es-unimplemented">Glue Applicator, can apply glue to items or be spilled to create sticky puddles.</span>
+- Pie Launcher, launches pies.
+
+# Balatromancy {.es-unimplemented}
+
+Every 5 minutes, the clown can pull an previously nonexistent item out of their sleeves, ass, or other dubious storage location, using their Procure Prop ability.
+Activating it offers one of three item choices. The clown picks one, and manifests it into being.
+All clown items are single use only, and disappear from reality once used, but can be held by the clown until the right moment to use them.
+These choices are from the following list:
+- Cream Pie, which can be thrown to trip someone briefly and cover their face in pie residue.
+- Joy Buzzer, an item that fits in the gloves slot and makes you shock the first person you touch or grab, or who touches or grabs you.
+- Sticky hand, which can be thrown to steal someone's held item, yanking it from them and putting it in the clown's own hand.
+- Magic Balloon, which creates an inflatable copy of a crew member when used. Click on a crew member in order to 'set' the balloon to copy them (you can set it to make a copy of yourself). This copy floats around aimlessly and if it takes any damage bursts into healium gas.
+- Jester Juice, a mysterious carton of fluid which can be used to refill a fluid container with its original contents. For instance the clown could refill their space lube or glue with this, or fill a fire extinguisher with water.
+- Air horn, which shoves everyone away in a cone where the clown is looking when activated.
+- Reverse Gun, an item which looks like a random arms dealer gun, but shoots the user when used.
+- Can of Worms, a fake container that matches a random existing container (such as medical pouches, packs of cigarettes, etc). When opened it unleashes, at random, rubber burstworms which deal impact damage, or animatronic leeches which bite and damage anyone nearby, or a dizzying cloud of spores.
+- Gag Food, a spiked food item that appears like any other food but is either Rotten, Spicy or Frozen. Rotten food causes hunger loss and creates miasma when eaten. Spicy food sets the eater on fire and creates fire on random nearby tiles. Frozen food applies a debuff giving the eater cryohusk speech patterns and releases cryogas when eaten.
+
+
+Each of the three choices has a 5% chance to be a rare item from the following list:
+- Demolitionist's Rubber Hammer, which demolishes structures in one hit, breaking itself to do so.
+- Magic Paint, which can be used to paint a tunnel on a wall which the clown can walk through, teleporting to the clown room, but nobody else can.
+- Boogienade, a grenade which forces people in its blast radius to dance for a short time.
+- Banana Bomb, a incredibly bouncy grenade which has a large damaging and slipping explosion, exploding into banana peel clusters which explode again in smaller explosions.
+- Cardboard Cutout, an item which replaces the clown when they are about to be hit by someone, falling to the ground limply. The clown is teleported to the closest possible target of: Inside a closed locker or crate, inside a disposals chute, or to the tunnel painting in the clown room.